BlackBook Magazine

Sure, everyone loves (loves! LOVE IT) the Maxim Hot 100, a tabulation of cheesecake culled from movies, television, music, and porn. But what you really want to know is how and when these fine femmes have been mentioned in the (virtual) pages of BlackBook. You're in luck! After the jump, a tabulation of the Hot 100 girls' BlackBook appearances, no matter how trivial. Thrill to OCD linkulation like never before!

We realize that this is our second Scarlett Johansson-related post of the day, but that’s true love—something you wouldn’t understand.

Robert Mondavi, the wine master who put California grapes on the map, died this morning at the age of 94. In his 1998 autobiography, Harvests of Joy, he wrote, “My passion for bringing wine into the American culture was motivated by a desire to plant deep into the soil of our young country the same values, traditions, and daily pleasures that my mother and father had brought with them from central Italy: good food, good wine, and love of family." Amen to that.

"Goodnight Constitution and goodnight evolution. Goodnight democracy and goodnight privacy. Goodnight old growth trees, goodnight detainees. Goodnight allies, goodnight Abu Ghraib 'Cheese!'" This might be one of the greatest works of fiction of all time ever—up there with the Bible, the Constitution, and those books about the blonde siblings who slept together in their attic. In the afterword to Goodnight Bush, a parodic re-telling of Goodnight Moon, writers Erich Origen and Gan Golan explain, "In 1946, George W. Bush was born; one year later, Goodnight Moon was first published." Obviously, this is no coincidence.

Google “How 'Sex and the City' ruined New York” and you’ll find Time Out’s list of the things “you can officially blame on 'SATC'” or the New York Post’s reasons that “Carrie and Co. ruined NYC.” The folks over at EW.com don’t see it like that. In a celebration of the show’s “fifth lady”—no, not Jennifer Hudson—they’ve doodled a playful map of the Isle of Manhattan, complete with 41 pinpoints of where the girls laughed, lived, and loved. It’s also a relief to know that we’re not the only ones who see that giant rabbit next to Magnolia Bakery.

Now enjoying a pleasant institutional season, Graydon Carter's Waverly Inn recognizes that some (previously discouraged) new customers might need a little assistance in finding the place. Therefore, the Waverly now supplies a helpful New York neighborhood map inside its matchbooks.

Before you and your girlfriends (both biological ladies and those of the "Hey, gurl," bitchslapping, goatee-wearing variety) get sloshed on cosmopolitans and venture out to see the "Sex and the City" movie, you had better protect your peepers with a good long lasting mascara—one that'll last through tears, sweat, humidity, and Bradshaw backlash. Hop to your nearest Clinique counter and pick up Lash Power Mascara Long Wearing Formula, a bargain at only $14 but a priceless insurance policy for beauty.

If the shoe fits, wear it. If it doesn't, and you really want it, stuff it. Too bad the same rule doesn't apply for sunglasses, I just wish people understood that! Topping the list of my pet peeves are people who wear sunglasses that look absurd, but right under that are those who wear glasses that are inappropriately shaped for their face.

Lovely young thing Zooey Deschanel graces the June-July cover of BlackBook magazine, on newsstands May 27. Tune in next week for more of Zooey and everything else in our Travel Issue.

Poor Scarlett Johansson. Maxim just put out their list of the 100 most beautiful women in the world, and ScarJo landed at a blush-inducing number two. Ouch. To help out the girl—whose career must suddenly be teetering on the brink of extinction—we’ll write about her. As part of AOL Music’s Sessions series, the future Mrs. Reynolds sings five songs from her new album Anywhere I Lay My Head, while we try and decide if she can sing or not. We’re still not sure, and it’s driving us absolutely insane. Either way, we’re sure she’s better than Marissa Miller.