It's a big week for us common folk who lust after male celebrities. While People could hardly be considered highbrow, leaving the literary types who find themselves thinking dirty things about famous hunks unsatisfied, Portland-based writer and artist Sean Joseph Patrick Carney has come up with a brilliant solution: a collection of sexual fan fiction dedicated to James Franco. 

Carney is the editor of Fucking James Franco, "a collection of erotic fiction that describes hypothetical sexual encounters with the greatest American actor, writer, and visual artist of all time." To get this project, compiled of stories from at least fifteen contributors, out to the randy Franco fans, Carney, Social Malpractice Publishing, and Container Corps Art Press have launched a Kickstarter page to raise funds. 

 

The project has nine days left to raise two thousand bucks (as of this writing it has raised just less than a thousand). With pledges of just ten dollars earning a copy of the book, it's possible that there are enough people who are interested in boning James Franco to fund the project entirely.