When I opened this video and started watching it last night, my jaw dropped pretty quickly, probably somewhere around the Martin Luther King, Jr. reference. My boyfriend said, "Now, hold on. Remember that this was the best day of someone's life before you completely trash it." So, yes, congrats to the lovely couple. And I bet this wedding was pretty fun if I was lucky enough to be there! But man, it's kinda crazy that I can't even get married in a lot of places but this kinda thing goes on, huh? OK, sorry, that was uncalled for. That's not constructive dialogue! But, huh, all those bridesmaids? That's like an army. A really pink army. And man, you people have entirely too much money that you don't know what to do with it, huh? Hmm.

 

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