Agyness Deyn Engaged

Rumor has it: model Agyness Deyn and her Strokes guitarist Albert Hammond Jr. are engaged. The couple have only been together for two months (like a year in celebrity time). If true, get ready for the holy grail of New York hipster weddings. Given that this couple has proven inescapable for anyone strolling on the Bowery, I imagine the omnipresent pair's nuptials might take place at the Bowery Hotel -- everyone in skinny jeans and ironic T-shirts, and the bride distinguishable only her equally ironic veil. A pal says of the couple, "They're really sweet. They basically haven't been apart for more than three seconds in the past two months." So legit! Agyness and Albert are the Axl Rose and Stephanie Seymour of the late-oughts.