Broke Bankers Must Prepare Own Food

With the dust starting to settle from the recently cratered remains of Wall Street, some perky ingénues started a how-to guide in the form of a Tumblr -- an incarnation of The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook for bankers (i.e. dealing neither with worst-case scenarios nor mere survival, really). Banker Gone Broke (whose creator was profiled here) provides such useful proletarian tips as stocking your kitchen with a skillet and coffee machine. The vast majority of these "tips" seem geared toward those who spent pre-crisis days in living some kind of Cubist existence; make of that what you will.