Celebrity Undesirables Bound for Space

Amid the lack of self-awareness plaguing the American celebrity elite, it's refreshing to see Paris Hilton, Moby, and William Shatner properly motivated to reserve seats on Virgin Galactic's first orbital leisure cruise, thereby saving us the labor of forcibly launching them into space. The trio are just part of a passenger manifest that includes over 150 others who have forked over about $200,000 apiece for said reservations -- although as with all quality carriers, paying more gets you a better/quicker seat. With a scheduled departure slated for sometime in 2010, all celebrities have enough time to attempt a comeback before vanishing into obscurity, and quite possibly, the final frontier.