Chinese Expose Secret Swedish Lesbian Enclave

The Chinese media is swirling with news of a mythical town in northern Sweden that's filled to the brim with hot Swedish lesbians. Apparently, this female-only town has a population of 25,000, and men who dare enter risk being “beaten half to death” by police. The Chinese media go on to speculate that this town was founded in 1820 by a wealthy widow and still has a medieval castle on the grounds. It gets better. At the entrance to this utopia stand two statuesque blond beauties guarding the town, referred to in reports as “Chako Paul City." The lesbian stuff comes into play because the women “could not suppress their sexual needs,” the Harbin News reports. That story also formed the basis of a Shanghai Media Group television report. Incredibly, Claes Bertilson, a spokesperson for Sweden’s Association of Local Authorities and Regions (SALAR), had no idea such a town existed.

“I’ve never heard anything about it,” Bertilsontold The Local. “At 25,000 residents, the town would be one of the largest in northern Sweden, and I find it hard to believe that you could keep something like that a secret for more than 150 years.” He also has no idea where the idea originated from either. But no matter—the Chinese media has worked out all kinds of juicy details about the women in Chako Paul City. For example, many of the women are employed in the forestry business, and the uniform tends toward a “thick waist belt full of woodworking equipment,” according to Xinhua. And get this: there’s a kind of re-entry stamp of sorts. To get back in after leaving the town to fulfill carnal desires, ladies must undergo a bathing and cleansing ritual designed to make sure that their own-of-town dalliances don’t negatively affect the psyche of the citizenry. So far there’s no independent verification of CPC’s existence, but the Swedish government is probably in on it. They’re hoarding lesbians over there, is what they’re doing.