Cindy McCain Doesn’t Like a Loser

I've never used The National Enquirer as a source. But they've got a picture allegedly depicting Cindy McCain tonguing a gent who is obviously not her literal loser of a husband. In a pre-John Edwards world, that would have been a blonde woman kissing the dad from 7th Heaven, but now everything the Enquirer scoops must be believed (even though their Palin affair claim gained little traction).

The paper’s source claims McCain’s paramour looks like “washed-up ‘80s rock musician,” and that at a Moody Blues concert, “Cindy and the guy remained entwined in their seats.” Hardly a night in white satin, but a little steamy for a recent First Lady hopeful.