Of Boobs & God: Dolly Parton Chats Up Jessica Simpson, Tony Blair
Rohin Guha
November 04, 2009
Crude header for an even cruder bit of oversharing, I suppose. However, at least Jeremy Piven's not alone! Recently, Patron Saint of Everything Amazing Dolly Parton tweeted about the ginormity of her breasts, "Aahhh chiropractor ... Hurts so good :-) you lug these around and see if your back don't hurt!" And you know who took a break from tearing the CW a new one (sheesh, the netlet's down on its luck, isn't it?) to agree with ol' Dolly? Her new BFF Jessica Simpson!
Tweeted the self-branded plus-sized mogulista, “Amen sister :) RT @Dolly_Parton: Aahhh chiropractor ... Hurts so good :-) you lug these around and see if your back don’t hurt!” Sure, news stories about celebrities discussing their mammaries sourcing Tweets might appear “lazy” or “shoddy,” but until their handlers can step aside and make their beloved clients more freely available, we will have to turn to celebrity Twitter accounts to glean the wisdom of the world.
But there’s further solidarity in their sisterhood—the kind that Piven can’t have in on. In addition to recording a duet with Parton, Simpson even paid tribute to the country magnate on an occasion. Although this sort of solidarity makes sense when you consider rumors of Parton bankrolling Simpson’s next musical project.
All of this contrasts sharply with the fact that next, Parton can be found discussing her religious beliefs with Tony Blair and Archbishop Desmond Tutu for the BBC.
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Posted by DollyNood on Thu Nov 5, 2009 at 08.04 pm
Looking at the Dolly Parton twitter page at
http://twitter.com/Dolly_Parton
it’s highly unlikely it’s a tweet from Dolly herself.
The page is not much more than an advertisement/promotion page for Dolly Parton products made by a promotion company working for Dolly. There’s nothing wrong with that but it makes the posted tweet not very credible.
Dolly, with the candy-floss hair and her bawdy, larger-than-life, knock-’em-out curves, is still one of the greatest hotties of the world!
At age 63 now, as of Januari 19 th 2009, she still looks better than a lot of those so-called supermodels. I’d say it’s way overdue that she showed those 34E’s aka “The Best Boobs in the Bizz” to the world, so c’mon Dolly pose nude in the near future and don’t wait until y’er 100-th birthday or at least have the pictures that have been taken in the past published!!