Drinking Until You’re Fat & Dead: British Internet Widget Edition

If you go out to drink, you're going to consume calories: logic, right? But how many calories are you going to take in? And what could you scarf down instead of the sauce? I don't really trust this counter, posted by a BBC radio station -- not exactly a bastion of health knowledge, we're guessing -- but it's worth it just to look, no? Probably not, but we did it anyway, and you're going to as well. Related: Drinking That Might Not Kill You in the Medium to Long Run, Desperate Drinking in Desperate Times.