Fat Chicks to Kristen Stewart: 5 Women Robert Pattinson Won’t Woo

There always comes a soul-crushingly disappointing moment that tests every idol-fan relationship. With Molly Ringwald, it may have been this. With Robert Pattinson, it could very well be his increasingly discerning taste in women. However, when you're RPatz and you could bring the entire city of New York to its knees, you can afford to be picky with your bedfellows. But woe! Some of these ladies simply remain just outside his grasp not because he's not drawn to them, but because in order to tame them, he'd have to declaw them first. And say what you will about his bite, but the man's all bark.

1. Kristen Stewart: Let’s get this out of the way. The two are not and never were pro-creating, let alone wearing his-and-hers t-shirts.

2. Fat Chicks: Recently, RPatz let it be known, “I like people being forward. Gosh, I don’t know. I like strong people, chiseled abs. I don’t know, I take what I can get!”

3. Camilla Belle: Because they already tried once. And that didn’t work out. And then she went onto have a terminal tryst with a JoBro. And Belle’s rep has dashed rumors of a rekindling romance between her and Pattinson.

4. Emma Watson: This is honestly just a case of nerves, which he could probably help with a generous helping of Valium. But he expounds on the pull of the elusive Ivy League aspirant, “She is really, really cool. She seems so much older than she really is. I find her quite intimidating. I always find myself trying to impress her. She’s very, very clever.”

5. Kim Kardashian: Ugh. No, no, no.