Jacko’s Jockies Up for Auction

Ever want to get into Michael Jackson's underpants? Now's your chance. His famed tightie-whities are being auctioned on e-Bay today. Yes, they are the same pair of gotchies the court confiscated for DNA testing during his 2003 child molestation case. "The briefs are part of a stash of Jacko artifacts offered by New Jersey businessman Henry Vacarro who obtained them in a bankruptcy case," reports Page Six. "For extra authenticity, the briefs come sealed in an evidence bag and wrapped with police tape. Also being sold are the Gloved One's handwritten note explaining why he wants an annulment from Lisa Marie Presley and a used half-ounce tube of skin-bleaching cream." So if you're into "gently used" undergarments, they're all yours, though the auction hasn't posted yet as of this writing. The pair of size 28 Calvin Kleins hiney-hocks will, er, come with a reserve price of $1 million. Good luck and Godspeed, perv.