James Franco: Yes Man

Performance artist James Franco continues to take any work that comes his way. Sources informed EW that he will guest-star on an upcoming episode of 30 Rock after he dies and comes back to life on General Hospital this November. The show (widely regarded as this generation’s Arrested Development) and its network representatives have declined to comment, but Franco is to be said to shooting the episode this week and at this very moment is RIGHT BEHIND YOU drinking a kind of tea that you have never heard of.

30 Rock has always struggled in ratings, but it has been continuing to float down The River of Quirky Randomness these past years buoyed by critical acclaim and a multitude of high-profile Grammy awards for contemporary jazz bestowed upon some of its actors. Recently though smart critics started to smartly criticize the show, and in this expert’s opinion the former (and, I’m sure “future” should they simply ask) Gucci model is the only one who can stem the tide. He’s really good at being in movies and he gets me and my internet humor. Shit, I hope he doesn’t die. I can’t handle summer school.