Kelly Clarkson Re-enacts ‘Mannequin’ with Robert Pattinson

You may be familiar with the hit 1987 opus Mannequin starring Kim Cattrall, James Spader, and Estelle Getty. Or the 2000 rip-off Life Size starring Lindsay Lohan and Tyra Banks. In either case, today, we have a precious tale of real-life re-enactment of this obvious Oscar snub courtesy of Kelly Clarkson and a cardboard cut-out of Robert Pattinson. The victor here despite the actual absence of the heartthrob? Obviously Clarkson. She doesn't have to put up with the real RPatz's signature stink. Video after the break.

Apparently at a concert last weekend, a fan noted her love for Twilight and handed her a cut-out of Pattinson. Whys and hows aside, Clarkson proceeded to cuddle the cut-out and serenade it with her song, “I Want You” and managed to off-set all creepiness with a chipper dose of likeability. Meanwhile somewhere, Cattrall whimpered and fondly recalled the days when she could still command top-billing in a cultish B-movie.