Links: David Bowie’s Precious Bodily Fluids, Scores Strippers Choose Celebs

● David Bowie sought the help of a witch after suffering from crippling paranoia and depression from his cocaine use; Bowie was convinced that witches were after his sperm to create a child to sacrifice to the devil. [ContactMusic]
● Despite being a vegetarian, Alexa Chung has a thing for collecting taxidermy animals, having picked up an alligator’s head in New Orleans. [3am]
● Microsoft has pulled their sponsorship of the upcoming Family Guy variety special after seeing a preview, which includes jokes about the deaf and incest; MS decided the program did not fit with the Windows brand. [Variety]

● Fashion designer Diane von Furstenberg was mugged in Madrid over the weekend in front of the Thyssen museum; the designer tweeted that the robbers got her wallet, cash, and credit cards. [P6]
● Are BFFs Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire set to remake Carol Reed’s classic The Third Man? Looks that way. [CHUD]
● The pole dancers of Scores have spoken, and they want Carmen Electra as well as Megan Fox and Kim Kardashian as their pole dancing partners. Martha Stewart also made the list, between Jenny McCarthy and Pam Anderson. [Examiner]