Links: Kitson vs. Lindsay Lohan, ‘New Moon’ vs. ‘The Blind Side’

● Hell hath no fury like Kitson scorned. The painfully hip Los Angeles store is wielding their retail power over Lindsay Lohan after she demanded $15,000 worth of free clothing for being such a "good customer." The store is deeply “offended” and owners are thinking of dropping Lohan's leggings line. [FoxNews]
● Katy Perry’s parents don’t have much faith for her relationship with Russell Brand in the long run. Her father has said, "I have met Russell, I'm not thinking he's the guy who will be her husband, but he's a nice guy." [MrPaparazzi]
● Rihanna may or may not want her next boyfriend to be good in bed and have a sizeable "umbrella" of his own, but she certainly didn’t say that during an interview with German magazine Bravo. [GossipCop]

● Although New Moon bitch-slapped the box-office competition this weekend, The Blind Side, which landed in the #2 spot, turned out to be Sandra Bullock’s best opening of her career.  [BOM, Reuters]
● Those living in the Houston area, watch out—Dr. Conrad Murray is coming to a clinic near you. Michael Jackson’s former physician will start back at his medical clinic today. [Fox]
● Monica Bellucci will bless the world with another child; the preternaturally beautiful Italian actress is reportedly pregnant with her second child. [MediaFax]