Links: Seth MacFarlane vs. Tina Fey, Chris Noth + Tara Wilson

● Michael Bolton would like you to know that Lady Gaga is straight up “bonkers.” How does Bolton know this? Because the singer, pre-"Poker Face" fame, came to his hotel room to write a song with “only tea cups covering her nipples!” [Showbizspy]
● Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie flashed the rarely seen Vivienne and Knox at a local ice cream shop in Jordan; 14-month-old Vivienne already has her ears pierced. [JustJared]
● Seth MacFarlane is known for his off-color humor on Family Guy, but the funny man didn’t appreciate being the butt of Tina Fey’s "drunk" joke at the Emmys. Saying he was “shocked” and left wondering “Really? You can't find someone who is more recognizable?'” [DigitalSpy]

● Ryan Reynolds has stopped reading about himself online since finding a website called “Make Ryan Reynolds Your Biatch,” although he didn’t get further than the title, fearing there would be photoshopped photos of himself with “with a ball gag and nipple clamps.” [Showbizspy]
● For months, Jon Gosselin has been livin’ it up, and it turns out it’s been on Kate Gosselin’s dime. Jon has secretly been draining their joint checking account, leaving his soon-to-be ex-wife with only $1,000. [RadarOnline]
● Mr. Big’s real life alter-ego Chris Noth is finally getting married to long-time girlfriend Tara Wilson. [Yahoo]


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