Links: Paris Hilton vs. Kim Kardashian, Jude Law Licks Norah Jones

● Lindsay Lohan doesn’t pay for drinks, okay?! After grabbing and downing two bottles of expensive champagne at Crown Bar, Lohan promptly had a hissy fit when the bartender gave her the bill. [People]
● Paris Hilton is mad at Kim Kardashian and her sisters for biting the dubious fame hand that feeds and becoming more famous than her. [P6]
● Don’t mess with Courtney Cox when it comes to a ham and cheese sandwich. Turns out Ms. Cox is quite the terror on the set of Cougar Town, humiliating a crew member for not preparing the sandwich with equal parts ham and cheese. [PopCrunch]

● The British poster for the movie Couples Retreat doesn’t feature black couple Faizon Love and Kali Hawk on it. Wonder why? [HuffingtonPost]
● Bruce Springsteen can do wrong, except when he’s playing in Michigan and yells out “Hello, Ohio!” [Yahoo]
● Norah Jones says her experience on the film My Blueberry Nights was surreal, seeing that she spent three days getting her face licked by Jude Law. [DailyMail]