Links: Angelina Jolie’s Sapphic Allure, Lindsay Lohan + Samantha Ronson Back On

● Angelina Jolie will grace the cover of July Harper’s Bazaar, but the actress has nothing to promote; she isn’t even interviewed for the magazine. Rather, feminist writer Naomi Wolf will explain why so many woman would go gay for Jolie. [US]
● Ed Westwick -- more commonly known as Chuck Bass -- would like you to stop calling him "fat." He’s practically svelte. [E!]
● Miley Cyrus isn’t attracting the same crowds as in the past; thousands were expected to show up for the casting of her latest film, but less than ten showed up. [WTOCTV]

● Mission accomplished: After a meandering trip to London, Lindsay Lohan left with on-off-on again girlfriend Samantha Ronson, sparking rumors that they are engaged as Lohan was seen with a ring on that all-important finger. [DailyMail]
● Prince left the comfort of his abode Sunday night to track down Karen Olivo, Tony winner for West Side Story, who he had fallen in love with whilst watching the Tonys last night; he found her at the Hudson Hotel Tony after-party. [NYMag]
● Celebrity clothing lines are so 2008. Heidi Montag’s next career move is to launch a line of dry shampoo. [JustJared]