Links: Naomi Campbell Not Naked, Carla Bruni + Woody Allen

● Megan Fox, like Lindsay Lohan, has a Marilyn Monroe obsession (see Fox’s Marilyn tat) and fears that she will meet the same tragic end, adding she has “’bouts of schizophrenia.” [Yahoo]
● There’s at least one reason to tune into this year’s MTV Video Music Awards: the Twilight gods will bless the ceremony with an exclusive New Moon trailer. [MTV]
● Naomi Campbell is looking to start a catfight with PETA. Fifteen years ago the model posed for PETA’s “I’d rather go naked” campaign, but now Campbell is back to hawking fur coats for designer Dennis Basso. [AdFreak]

● Jay-Z tells O magazine that his and Beyoncé’s friends and family were “offended” by the lack of invites to their secret wedding, while Gwyneth Paltrow made the cut; there just wasn’t room for their other (non-celeb) friends. [Us]
● Jason David Frank a.k.a Tommy a.k.a. the Green and White Power Ranger has traded fighting gigantic plastic robots to fighting brawny guys as a MMA fighter. [JustJared]
● Carla Bruni is a model, singer, and wife to the French president; now actress can be added to the list. The multi-talented Bruni is tapped to be in the new Woody Allen film. [Guardian]