Links: Mariah Carey’s Kittenish Demands, Will Ferrell’s Expense Report

● The end of the world won’t be coming in 2012; it’s happening September 2011, when Oprah goes off the air. [WSJ]
● Mariah Carey’s demand to be surrounded by 20 white kittens and 100 white doves for the Westfield Christmas Lighting ceremony was denied, although she will be chauffeured in a Rolls Royce and escorted by 80 security guards. [DailyMail]
● Pamela Anderson finally had "the talk" with her kids. No, not the sex talk, the "your father and I made a sex tape" talk, telling her sons that: “Mommy and Daddy were massively in love, we videotaped everything and you’re probably going hear about [it] at school.” [RadarOnline]

● If you’re making a movie, don’t cast Will Ferrell; according to Forbes, he’s the most overpaid star in Hollywood, having the lowest box office return on his paycheck. [Forbes]
● Gisele Bundchen has reportedly asked ex-boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio’s mom to be the godmother of her unborn child, much to Tom Brady’s chagrin—seeing as he wanted that honor to go to one of his sisters. [TheSkinny]
● Ladies who fancy Hugh Grant: he hasn’t ruled out having kids yet. However, if he does, there would have to be lots of nannies around. [Parade]