Links: Robert Pattinson + Kristen Stewart for Reals, Randy Quaid Arrested

● Rumor has it Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will finally confirm their relationship in December’s Harper’s Bazaar. Which might explain why the pair were seen tooling around in a Volvo. [PopCrunch, RadarOnline]
● Jessica Alba thinks her kid is better than yours! Alba’s one-year-old, Honor, is already bilingual ... sort of: “She says gato for cat, but dog is dog." [People]
● During the making of The Bounty Hunter, Jennifer Aniston had to excuse herself from a love scene with Gerard Butler because it reminded her too much of Brad. Somewhere in the South of France, Angelina Jolie is laughing. [Celebedge]

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● Simon Pegg backed up former co-star Kirsten Dunst in court, testifying that the actress’ $2,000 Marc Jacobs purse was stolen, along with his iPod, by mechanic James Jimenez. [NYDailyNews]
● Randy Quaid and his wife were arrested in Texas for skipping out on a $10,000 California hotel bill. Turns out the couple like to stay in four-star hotels, then leave before the bill arrives. [AP]
● Nicolas Cage has starred in some of the best and worst films of the last decade, but he refused the villain role in the Michel Gondry/Seth Rogan Green Hornet because the character lacked “humanity.” [Cinematical]