Links: Julia Roberts’ Potty Mouth, Hugh Jackman’s Bagels

● Bret Easton Ellis, author of Less Than Zero and American Psycho, says that Benicio Del Toro will be playing "him" in the movie version of his fact/fiction hybrid novel Lunar Park. An odd choice, seeing that Ellis is a fair-haired boy from the Valley. [Cinematical]
● A judge has agreed that Woody Allen doesn’t need to prove his assertion that American Apparel ads are indeed “sleazy.” [NYP]
● Julia Roberts sure likes to say "fuck." In a tribute to friend and former co-star Tom Hanks, America’s sweetheart dropped the f-bomb several times. [Us Weekly]

● Who knew Jon Gosselin (of Jon and Kate +8) was worthy of an US Weekly cover? The suburban dad was evidently partying late into the night with someone who wasn’t Kate. Scandal. [UsWeekly]
● Hugh Jackman may be the Sexiest Man Alive, but he’s also the nicest. He ordered bagels and coffee for the nearly 800 eager fans in Arizona waiting to see a screening of Wolverine. [Azcentral]
● Mayim Bialik, who played Blossom, will be on the season premiere of TLC’s What Not to Wear. [PR NewsWire]