‘Love Guru’ Worse than Everything Else Ever Made?
Nick Haramis
June 19, 2008
Sometimes, instead of trashing a serious unholy turkey of a Deepak Chopra biopic starring Mike Myers, Jessica Alba's breasts and Justin Timberlake's dick-in-a-box, it's more fun to collect its terrible reviews in a sadistic compendium of sorts. (It's kind of like what they do over at, er, Rotten Tomatoes—with the nice stuff taken out.) Anyway, here are the best Myers digs.
“Written as though it had been tossed off rink-side in the first 10 minutes after the author had been hit in the head with a puck. Hard.”
“It took Mike Myers five years to come up with this?”
“More painful than sitting next to an Austin Powers impersonator during a 12-hour flight.”
“When the funniest line in the movie is an outtake from Verne Troyer, you’ve got problems.”
“Unless I’m watching a DVD or a ‘Saturday Night Live’ rerun, I don’t ever want to see Mike Myers again.”
“Offensive, revolting and jawdropingly awful from beginning to end, a complete and total piece of Singularly Horrid Infantile Trash (TM).”
“Has the feel of a Mike Myers vanity production with bathroom jokes that most of us outgrew before we got to high school.”
Haha.
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