Maine Coffee Shop Going Topless

Bryce Longton

February 25, 2009

UPDATE: Whoops! It burned down!

The weather forecast clocked in at 31 degrees this morning for Vassalboro, Maine, but you can bet it's toasty warm inside the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop that just opened yesterday. They've got the heat cranked in there because the servers are, well, a little underdressed for the weather. In fact, they're topless. No tassels or nipple stickers -- it's full on naked titties at this little gem of a coffee shop in Maine. The men are shirtless as well, but I'm guessing the ladies that are bringing in the lion's share of business over there. Upwards of 60 customers came in on day one (this from a town of 4,500).

And apparently, this was a hot job in this jobless market - -over 150 candidates showed up to interview, only to be narrowed down to the 10 lucky winners who get to serve hot cups of $3 joe while half naked. You’ve got to be 18 or over to get inside the door, and there’s a strict no-touching and no-photography policy enforced by a white-shirted bouncer. Plenty of people in Vassalboro are not happy about this “trashy” development, but many others apparently welcome the sight of tatas in the morning.

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Comments (17)

Posted by Dave on Thu Feb 26, 2009 at 12.15 pm

PLEASE PLEASE OPEN A LOCATION IN WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Javaman on Sat Feb 28, 2009 at 06.36 am

Guessing there’s many cup sizes there.

Posted by Euphoric on Sat Feb 28, 2009 at 03.20 pm

How fresh are the milk?

Posted by C.P on Tue Mar 3, 2009 at 10.14 am

Sounds like a great morning wake up!

Posted by Ted on Tue Mar 3, 2009 at 11.15 am

I hate coffee but if the girl shown and her friends are serving it I might just be able to develop a taste for it!

Posted by Dannylow on Tue Mar 3, 2009 at 05.35 pm

We need one in NYC to keep things moving out the Starbucks way for a lil’ bit…

Posted by Meaghan Strickland on Tue Mar 10, 2009 at 01.50 am

I was hopeing to contact someone about the requirements of wokring for you. It is something i am interested in if you are looking for help. if you are looking for waitresses please contact me back

Posted by Dave M on Fri Mar 13, 2009 at 07.47 am

I’m heading there after school, gonna see me some tittays

Posted by sandra on Sun Mar 15, 2009 at 04.15 pm

has anyone seen the coffee cup on ebay from the topless cafe in vassalboro ?

Posted by your name on Thu Mar 19, 2009 at 07.39 pm

#10

I live right next to vassalboro, and i can tell you theres no girls that look like that around here haha. I am going to work at that shop though hopefully, but girls with big fake boobs are no where to be found here haha.

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