Obama’s Restaurant Review Forecasts Our Doom

If this clip of Barack Obama reviewing the soul food restaurant Dixie Kitchen and Bait Shop is indicative of how he will run his administration, we might be in trouble. The clip is from a local Chicago restaurant review show called Check, Please!, and it never aired because the conversation was "unbalanced," with Obama dominating the other guests. That kind of thing is not going to make for some happy advisers come cabinet meeting time. It sucks not being able to get a word in.

Obama says he got the “Southern Sampler” because he couldn’t make up his mind. A president who can’t make up his mind at a restaurant? How’s he going to decide which country to invade? You can’t just invade a little bit of each country, and then move on. Then he refers to the Dixie Kitchen’s pancakes as being “dangerous.” If he’s the type of man threatened by johnnycakes, imagine how he’ll react to Putin rearing his head. Russia. Nuked.