Page Six Replaces Lydia Hearst with Struggling Actor

Second only to the race to the White House, was the race to find Lydia Hearst's replacement as a guest columnist at Page Six Magazine, after her dramatic departure from the weekly gossip rag. Well, the race is officially kaput with the hiring of Liam McMullan, son to event photographer Patrick, to chronicle his meaningful life and sober encounters with New York's sort-of elite. His godfather Michael Musto is responsible for breaking this breaking news, and for that, we thank him.

As for that McMullan kid, he’s always struck me as a fairly charismatic presence on the “event circuit,” once dropping an adequate five-minute freestyle about his place in the cosmos. He also told me that he wants to be an actor, so far losing major roles to both Drake & Josh. Drake beat him out for the starring role in Superhero Movie, while Josh out-auditioned him for the lead in The Wackness. If it’s any consolation, Liam, Seth Rogen got his start as a writer too.