Reality Transforms Ninja Turtles Into Mutants

The thing about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is that the latter part of their name never rang true. Yeah, they have shells, love pizza, and totally kick ass, but those are the only turtlesque qualities they own. I understand they had to be kid-friendly and yada yada, but a little realism would've been nice. Of course, I say that now. Turns out a turtle-obsessed artist also craved some realism, and sculpted what amounts to the Ninja Turtles as they'd exist in the real world. The results? Horrific.