The Chrysler Bidding

The NY Post is reporting that The Abu Dhabi investment group is negotiating to buy a 75% stake in Manhattan’s famed Chrysler Building, causing us some rather hectic last-minute Father’s Day shopping. We thought we had the building wrapped and ready for Sunday’s big day, but then these rich oil barons came out of nowhere—sheiks, princes, kings, it was terrifying—and kerplunked an $800 million dollar offer on the table. We’ve got money, but we don’t have oil money. Our poor Deco-loving dad, who we promised a real sexy gift this year, will have to settle for aftershave, yet again.