This Barbie Likes It Rough
John Clarke Jr.
July 17, 2008
Speaking of dolls for boys, I've always imagined that just behind the awesomely neat Malibu mansion, the waxed sheen of her sports car, her perfect blonde locks, busty chest, and all-American smile, that Barbie was a slut. Now I know. According to The Sun, wholesome toy maker Mattel will be selling "Black Canary Barbie" this September, based on the DC Comics superheroine. Detractors deride the result as "S&M Barbie," complete with fishnets, motorcycle jacket, black gloves, and boots. Naturally, religious groups are the most prudish. “Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far," concerned killjoys Christian Voice said. "A children’s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible -- it’s filth.” I say: Thanks Mattel!
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