Upcoming Hillary Clinton Porno Spoof May Make America Forget About Cankles

blackbook.Image26311.HC_Vivid_Ph_image.jpg
Share Button

Hillary Clinton might have entered politics first, but Sarah Palin beat her to a milestone far more important to the American people. With Who’s Nailin’ Paylin – Hustler Video’s unauthorized 2008 porno spoof in which Lisa Ann, playing Palin, larks about with Russians and explores the Big Bang Theory – the former Alaska governor and one-time vice presidential candidate became the first prominent female politician to become the title character in a skin flick. But Hillary’s not great at losing, so perhaps she’ll be secretly pleased that her, uh, doppelgänger, will be starring in an unauthorized porno as well, courtesy of one of the current secretary of state’s former interns, Sammie Spades.

Yes, a new sex icon is entering the scene in the guise of the former first lady. If Nailin’ Paylin is any indication, we have a lot to look forward to with Spades’ upcoming porn spoof, The Backdoor Intern, starring a (fictionalized) Hillary Rodham Clinton. Casting is underway to see who’ll play the title role. Initially, Spades sounded apologetic when the media caught wind that six years after interning in the Buffalo office, she was starring in adult films titled Bomb Ass White Booty 13 and White Bubble Butts #4. In fact, Spades even dared to say “I don’t think Hillary would be too happy, but I have nothing but respect for Mrs. Clinton.”

Respect, hmm? Fornication is the greatest form of flattery to some, I suppose. Things to consider: the potential naughty intern-boss dynamic; whether Lewinsky will make an appearance; Bill’s role; “Rodham”; the color of Hillary’s suit; the Buffalo office vs. the White House.

Could this film have the power to transform Clinton’s reputation as a boner-shrinker? Seeing as Palin’s sex-pot status was already established prior to her “debut” on the sticky screen, it seems unlikely that Spades’ film will catalyze a movement of plastering Hillary’s head on scantily clad photos.  Keep an eye out for Spades’ visual manifestation of her respect for her former boss and then host a Donkey vs. Elephant viewing party. Please share drinking game suggestions in the comments.

[image via Vivid]