Vital Organs Take Back Valentines!

Because we're livers, not fighters.

"I Got the Beat," right.

Looking for a unique way to express your love this holiday season? Check out these anatomically-correct plush internal organs from I Heart Guts, a clothing and accesories line that revels in your insides. In a number of bright colors, the plush guts run the gamut from five inches (the "When Urine Love" kidney) to nine inches (the "Don't Hold Your Breath" lungs) to 13 inches (sorry, that's a different thing altogether). For $18, these furry toys can transplant love back into any tired relationship. Creator Wendy Bryan explains, "We're all just walking bags of guts anyway." If you disagree, take it up with us, but liver alone. Get it, liver alone? —N.H.