Young Dov Charney on Cheating the System, Commies

In 20th Century Chocolate Cake, a young Dov Charney (and future American Apparel CEO) mugs for the camera about summer camp life while hating on communists and advising the viewer not to eat too many grapes (diarrhea!). One thing is clear: Young Charney knew to handle his money back then. "I manage," cackled the little thug. "But a lot of other kids have problems. I know how to cheat the system ... but it doesn't matter if you're poor or rich, they all come and go anyway." I don't know where this gem originally came from, and I don't much care. All I know is that it's hilarious when a 12-year-old talks tough like a longshoreman. "This crazy communist camp is awful. Despicable." Commie bastards! Charney's reportedly none too pleased that this clip is making the rounds, so watch while you can.