As the seasons change and we officially celebrate fall this week with the autumnal equinox, the gym Equinox took some time to toot its own horn in a roundup email; they were named "America's Healthiest Gym" by Health Magazine, blah blah, has chilled eucalyptus towels, yadda yadda, filtered water and an iPhone app, blah blah blah, and will soon have Kiehl's products in the locker room ... OK, I'm listening.

No doubt gym rats have grown weary of lugging around their favorite products to the gym, back home, and to the gym again. Equally annoying is the quality of the shampoo in those sad little shower dispensers if you have complementary shower swag at your gym in the first place. This exclusive partnership with Kiehl's will feature their innovative, premium products in the Equinox locker room so you don't have to lug anything to the gym; everything will be available for at the gym shop as well, so you don't have to steal anything and drag it home after. Here's hoping this partnership will include their Tea Tree Oil Shampoo, Superbly Restorative Argan Body Cleansing Oil, and Deluxe Hand & Body Lotion with Aloe Vera & Oatmeal in vanilla; but I'm banking the partnership will run more to the tune of the "All-Sport" Formulations. Beggars can't be choosers.