Fashion enthusiasts are ripe to try anything, and they usually have that devil-may-care-even-if-my-boss-does air of confidence that allows them to pull off even the bawdiest of bawdy fashion trends. Not that I'm suddenly taking on a Glamour type of outlook, and "wielding the black bar," as they say, I find that there were a few hair "statements" that, while fresh on the runway, might be a tad difficult to pull off in the real world. Though most wouldn't consider fashion capitals—New York, Paris, Milan, London—to fall under this category, I still think I might smirk at those witless fashion followers, or, as Cher Horowitz might call them, fashion victims, who might try to poorly translate these hair trend catastrophes, without softening or putting their own spin on them.

Alexander Wang Wang can do no wrong, but this modified 60's look screams: After coming out of a sock-hop I got stuck in a rainstorm, only it was raining oil, and then I put a hat on and let it dry! Do stringy, do 60's—even do oil slick—but not all together.

Suno & Jeremy Scott Last year it was the messy top knot—this year, the extreme I Dream of Jeannie top pony? Leave the wire insert and the fake hair extensions at home if you're to master the high tail.

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