Oh dear. I thought we all were in agreement here? Extreme, obvious extensions, a favorite of pop-tarts in the '00's, are over. I mean, even Jessica Simpson quit her insane hair-length and opted for a medium length look. Sure, she probably uses a bit more hair to add fullness, but at least she's not imitating Rapunzel anymore. Apparently, Kate Gosselin didn't get the memo. Her new length is just about as crazy as her last hairstyle, but at least that could be styled in under 10 minutes, which was conducive to, oh, I don't know, caring for 8 children? If her show were still on, it would now be called Kate Plus 8 Inches of Hair.
Real talk: Gosselin definitely looks better than she did, and and the woman desperately needed something to wipe out our collective memory of her crazy backwards mullet, but it took Ted Gibson 20 hours- a whole day- to give Kate her new look. Where were her children? And why not spend those 20 hours doing something more therapeutic? If she wanted to become Kate Clean-Slate, couldn't she spend those 20 hours at a day spa, getting massages or detoxing for her fresh start? She lost a lot of excess baggage when she got rid of Jon, but then put it back on her head. I can only imagine what life will be like in the morning for Ms. Clean-Slate: screaming children, breakfast and baths, then struggling to attend to the finicky infant on her head.


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