Last night, the not super awesome hip hop star Chris Brown got in a bout of fisticuffs with Canadian star and former child actor Drake at New York’s WIP. Mr. Brown was certainly the loser in the fight which, according to the Second Estaters, is a surprise. Chris Brown, who also once beat up his girlfriend Rihanna, has a history of violence whereas Drake does not. Nevertheless, it is Chris Brown who has a gash on his face. Not so serious, of course, he couldn’t Tweet a picture. Herewith a play-by-play by a website called MediaTakeOut.com reports:
"Chris and Drake have had a DIFFICULT relationship since three years ago – when Rihanna CHEATED on Chris, with Drake. Chris has HELD A GRUDGE against Drake for years.Well last night at WIP, we’re told that Chris reportedly sent over a bottle of champagne to Drake’s table, as a sort of peace offering. We’re not sure WHAT happened next, but we’re hearing UNCONFIRMED REPORTS that Drake sent the bottle back to Chris with a message to the effect of – "I’m f*ckng the love of your life [Rihanna], deal with it."Whatever message Drake sent back caused Chris to immediately fly into a rage – and he CONFRONTED Drake and his entourage – which included ANOTHER Chris Brown rival, rapper Meek Mill. Meek Mill also had a relationship with Rihanna.Well according to our snitch, Drake PUNCHED Chris in the face and before Chris could retaliate, someone (#teamnosnitch#) popped Chris in the mouth with a BOTTLE, multiple times. And as a result, Chris was LEAKING LIKE A FAUCET!!!"
So there you have it. Chris Brown had a girflriend named Rihanna who dated multiple dudes. One of those dudes is Drake and another is Meek Mill. Years later, the grudge is still held though peace was offered. And if Chris Brown hadn’t made a habit of hitting the defenseless in the past, we’d say he was done wrong. But, instead, we’ll turn to lex talionis and the formatting of MediaTakeOut.com and say, "Well DONE, Drake!"