Having weathered a blustery shitstorm of crappy fashion-related television this season -- thanks a ton, Bravo! -- it thaws our sartorially snarky hearts to see Fashion Week antics reduced to non-threatening Lego form. It's got everything a proper catwalk showcase must include: garish eye-make up, a leather daddy with angel wings, and an obligatory appearance by Anna Wintour (whose likeness may actually be to scale).