Hello, it’s Sara. Remember me from last season? You couldn’t get rid of me that easily, especially now that Spring Fashion Week has arrived. Memories of popsicles and waves lapping at sandy shores may still be fresh in your mind, but it’s time to get ready for cooler temperatures. Yes, the days of falling leaves, apples and honey, and stealing your little sister’s trick-or-treat candy are not so far off (and don’t you dare think that I’ll stop taking advantage of my 4’10” stature and not dress up as Casper the Friendly Ghost for the twenty-fourth year in a row). In preparation, I took to the street interviewing a few heavy hitters (at least in my humble opinion) in the fashion industry, asking their opinions on some trends that you’re sure to see in the stores whether you want to or not. Among the chosen were Connie Wang of Refinery29, stylist Lauren Rae Levy, and Sylvia Lipeles, my grandmother and the most fashionable woman I know.

image Clogs (Marc Jacobs, MaxMara) Connie Wang: You think I wouldn't want to dress like a crunchy grade-school art teacher who composts her breakfast-for-one meals in her spare time ... but I kind of do. Lauren Rae Levy: If they have a platform and stacked heel, we’re in business (Miu Miu has some fab styles). If flat generic clogs, unless you reside in Holland, no go.

image Furry Coats (Ralph Lauren, Lanvin, Jason Wu) CW: As long as the fur is faux and it doesn't make you look like a gorilla. Gorillas are not chic. LRL: Stance on real vs. fake -- to each their own. Just keep it classy.

image Underwear as Outerwear (Alexander Wang, Givenchy) CW: Visible panty line is great, especially for lazy people like me who can't ever seem to do their laundry in a timely fashion. There's also something really titillating (pun intended) about seeing a bra in broad daylight. LRL: Underwear by definition is undergarment worn next to the skin and under the outer garments. Let’s listen to Webster on this one and stick to it. The only exception is thermal for layering. Sylvia Lipeles: Why is that young lady not wearing any clothing? She looks cold. image Big Shoulders (Twenty8Twelve, Erdem, Vivienne Westwood) CW: Can't stand behind the shoulder tumor phenomenon, unless -- of course - -I want to accentuate my mustache, in which case I throw on my shoulder pads. LRL: Big shoulders were fab for the 80s -- let’s keep them there. Unless you’re a linebacker. Unfortunately, as you can see, I was only able to question my grandmother regarding one of the four trends. Her hearing aid gave out, and I was consequently subjected to a barrage of “WHAT” and “I CAN’T HEAR YOU”. Regardless, I hope that my research will help you to prepare for the upcoming season.