People’s Revolution’s Kelly Cutrone doesn’t give a f*** what you think. She’s the woman who put Ashley Dupré front row at Yigal Azrouel’s New York show last fall, the diva who has bad-mouthed everyone from Calvin Klein to Donald Trump. Starting tonight, Cutrone's reality series Kell on Earth will begin airing on Bravo. The show will follow the PR maven as she blazingly whips “village girls and gay guys” into shape, races to prepare for Fashion Week ’10, and shamelessly fires unpaid interns in public settings. The New York Times calls it ““a fine-grained focus [on] the servant class.” We call it terrifying. We can’t wait. To get you ready for tonight, our top ten Cutrone quotes after the jump.

● "I would never rep Versace. I can’t stand her. I think she makes disgusting clothes. Calvin [Klein] is like, snore! Who wears Calvin Klein? I’m not dissing him. I think he’s built an amazing, respectable business, but I would never want to work for Calvin Klein, ever.” ● “We have a lot of young kids, girls, they've been set up to believe they're God's gift. And they can't take a phone message! So when things are moving fast, me or Robin or Emily will swoop down on them and rip it.” ● “I think that people hate women. And I don’t think they like powerful women, and I think it really goes back to Salem, I really do. I think it really goes back to this concept of, you know, hysterical coming from uterus. In Christianity, Mary gets pregnant on her own, she doesn’t even get fucked.” ● “Sometimes, I am hell on wheels. I've been doing this a really, really long time and I'm a for-profit company. I'm not a college professor. I'm thinking about opening a college! This is a joke. And I'll start charging interns to work here.” ● "We're all hookers in one way or another." ● “I'm just not into [make-up]. The Bravo shot of me on the couch? It looks like I had sex with Heather Locklear and five margaritas.” ● “My fear is that Twitter is the new American literature. Or I can only watch things on the Internet for 30 seconds, because that's all the viewer's going to watch on the Internet.” ● “From our interns? I've learned that I don't want to send my daughter to college.” ● "All the seven deadly sins come compliments of this job."