Whyyyy, Leona Lewis? I don't know what I did to piss you off in a past life but you just. won't. go. away. You keep bleeding, keep on bleeding love thereby causing my ears to keep bleeding, keep on bleeding. Just bleeding. It's a very agonizing ache you're putting me through, LeLew. And now, you're going to take your boringness to people's armoires! How bleeding fantastic. I suppose I'm supposed to grant you a little clemency because it's animal-friendly and you're vegetarian and that somewhere between those two facts, a few saved chickens means that Mother Earth will somehow suffer from fewer CO₂ emissions. But what about all that plastic your CDs are printed on, LeLew? Those aren't eco-friendly!

Anyway, seems the large-lunged singer is pairing up with Stella McCartney to make some green while helping to make the globe go green. Apparently a source told The Daily Mirror, “Leona and Stella get on like a house on fire." Like a house on fire. Let's archive that golden simile away for future usage. "They met at the recent Children In Need charity show at London’s Royal Albert Hall. They are both vegetarians, don’t wear leather and are huge animal lovers. The line would be very animal-friendly." But to really drum home the animal rights sentiment Lewis has been advocating ever since "Bleeding Love" took a vice-grip over the world, here is her signature anthem. Performed in Tagalog.