I wish I could say vaginas are having the best week ever (maybe yours is!), but mostly they're still recovering from the news that their G-Spot has gone missing. Luckily, there have been a few stories sure to cheer vaginas everywhere, by reminding them that, g-spot or no, they can do just about anything, from playing a kazoo, to lifting weights, to getting bedazzled or even dyed pink. The top vagina stories of the week after the jump.

1. The 10 Most Amazing Vaginas This is a list of the most amazing vaginas in the history of vaginas. Honestly, it's inspiring (and SFW!) Amy Watson's can play the kazoo. Tatiata Kozhevnikova's can lift 31 lbs. Carolee Schneeman's uses hers as a place to keep important documents. The comprehensive list reminds vaginas everywhere they don't need an elusive G-Spot to really enjoy the finer things in life.

2. Jennifer Love Hewitt bedazzles her vagina “After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady,” Hewitt said on The George Lopez show. I'm not sure which is stranger, the actual act of gluing sharp studs to your girl parts as a way to replace a carton of ice cream and a romantic comedy, or the fact that her friend was the one who stuck them on there. “It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in [my new book] on how women should vajazzle their vajayjays,” said J-Love, really trying to make vajazzle happen. (We're rooting for vagazzle.)The take away? if your vagina doesn't look like it's going dancing at Studio 54, you're just not ready to dance.

3. Rectify "genital color loss" with My New Pink Button Is your vagina not pink enough? Is it maybe turning purple or yellow or getting orange polka dots? Well, there's a product for you. My New Pink Button restores the labia to its 'proper' pink and "restores sexual confidence to Women everywhere!" despite the fact that dying your vagina in shades of Betty, Ginger, Marilyn and Audrey just seems weird. Inspired by My New Pink Button, the chicks over at the Frisky compiled a list of five products vaginas could do without. On it, getting a carpet to match the drapes with the Malibu Betty Color Kit and the breath-mint-for-your-vagina Linger. Seriously, save it for your boyfriend.