Well, know you can. And you have Karl Lagerfeld to thank. It seems the inimitable fashion designer has added yet another side project to his lengthy resume: dish designer. “It is said that the champagne coupe is inspired by Queen Marie Antoinette’s breast,” says Luxist. And, it was this fact that supposedly inspired Lagerfeld’s new breast-shaped bowl, modeled after the bosom of his fellow countrywoman and supermodel Claudia Schiffer.

“Lagerfeld’s version is a generous bowl with a rosy base which sits on a stand of three porcelain replicas of Dom Pérignon and a platter signed by Lagerfeld and Schiffer.” It can all be yours (as well as a bottle of Dom Pérignon Oenothèque ’95) for a mere $3,150. The price may seem a bit steep, but bragging rights like these are priceless.