Camille, and Her Runaway Train
A not-so-entirely accurate timeline chronicling the serendipitous destinies of BlackBook intern Camille Hayton and Gawker stalker Patrick Moberg.
Matthew Strmiska
November 08, 2007
9:30 p.m., 11/04/07: Patrick Moberg (“Not insane”) and Camille Hayton (“Rosy cheeks”) take the 5 train from Union Square to Bowling Green.
9:37 p.m., 11/04/07: Sparks fly.
1:27 a.m., 11/05/07: Subway skirt chaser posts “Help Patrick Moberg Find The NY Girl Of His Dreams.” Somewhere, an angel dies.
1:18 p.m., 11/07/07: BlackBook reveals the identity of Moberg’s “Dream Girl.”
1:19 p.m., 11/07/07: Hayton watches while Carrie does something self-absorbed on the set of Sex and the City.
2:19 p.m., 11/07/07: See above.
2:21 p.m., 11/07/07: “Good Morning America” contacts BlackBook, says Diane Sawyer wants to speak with Hayton. Wait, let’s hear that one again: Diane. Sawyer. Knows. About. This.
4:17 p.m., 11/07/07: Gawker commenter Gefilte_Fish_Blues asks, “So wait, were there uranium tubes in Niger or not?”
5:14 p.m., 11/07/07: New York Post reporter stops by BlackBook office to find out about the “real Camille.”
8:26 p.m., 11/09/07: Most awkward date ever?
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Posted by Nick Papageorgio on Fri Nov 9, 2007 at 02.19 am
no pressure Camille..