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Close to the charms of Hamilton with a bounty of beachside charm. The views should take your breath away; the bill should wipe your savings out. Pastel peach dwellings of simple attractiveness lack... read more
Revamped Castle Harbor site is the new kid in town. So far it blows us away and pleases in most every way by blending past charms with modern comforts. The paint is still drying on these elegant vi... read more
A long-time favorite for families and couples, this intimate club of 75 rooms has a very personal touch stemming from its family ownership. Set on the tip of the Southwest coast, and attached to an... read more
One of the islands' oldest and most popular seaside resorts with a dedicated staff that doesn't go away. Recent corporate takeovers have drained a tiny bit of its soul, but it's still hard to find ... read more
Fairmont scores another prime location, smack dab in adorable Hamilton, offering the best in-town rooms among the bright lights and big city action of this humble hamlet. Beautiful wood and marble ... read more
We are completely charmed by this small centurion-plus property, with 44 beatiful rooms and a tropical garden setting. Set just across the street from the Fairmont, it lacks some of that giant's ch... read more
Set up for business, but giving us serious pleasure for the price. Hamilton's best option for the no-nonsense, overhead-heeding Willie Loman who still wants a touch of magic. Bed and breakfast sett... read more
The cutest place in Bermuda, and possibly anywhere. When they are not greeting us with fresh flower bouquets, they are putting rubber duckies in our tubs. It doesn't take much more than that to mak... read more
Jimmy Buffet would be ashamed of you. Here you are in Bermuda and all you can talk is mergers and acquisitions in a conference room. Oh well, we'll hoist a dark n' stormy in memory of your party da... read more
18th-century manor house is a showcase of history, British garden splendor, and a former pirate refuge alongside the remote islands of the visible Granway Deep. Speaking of booty, this is spellbind... read more
Impressive colonial exterior of smiling columned railings and eggshell paint gives way to olde English-style furnishings and low-lit hallways. Rooms range from needing renovation to spotless and fu... read more
Staying with Hazel is like staying with your best friend who left the U.K. for Bermuda. She gets you picked up at the airport, breaks the local highlights down, drives your ass to the store, and ba... read more
Great for an extended stay at low cost. We do about five days, rock our pastel slacks, and start claiming we own the place on our short jaunts into Hamilton and Admiralty Park on the bus. We do sor... read more
If you're going Big Willie-style, this might be the best bang for those greenbacks. The beach is truly pink, perfect, and inviting, nestled between natural rocky outcrops. We could sit here for hou... read more
We don't necessarily like feeling like we're the master of our own colonial grounds, but...okay, fuck it! You better believe we get off on strolling 50 acres of manicured garden until we get to pos... read more
This premier exclusive top-dog resort almost has it all: The 5-Diamond award winning Newport Room for international cuisine on bone china in elegant maritime decor that feels like Bill Gates' yacht... read more
Old-time visitors and aging ex-pats love to whisper on this recent development in Paget's hotel scene. The abundance of sleek glass and modern design has them all a-twitter and we don't mean they'r... read more
Environmentally sound tropical Eden. You won't catch Al Gore here, but you might run into that kook you married at Burning Man. Bermuda's only eco-resort has a honeycomb of cabanas on stilts, protr... read more
All the benfits of a biggie, with more personal feel. Sweeping views of the South Coast are complimented by Eastern seaboard steady structures of wrap-around patios and sea-bound stilts. Ambles of ... read more
Celeb-alert! This ultra-fashionable resto keeps a low-pro, but we found it hiding out among the swaying palms, hoarding its own coral reef and coral-colored sand. But that's just the outside 30 acr... read more
Outfitted like a mid-90s trendoid version of Friends' Central Perk,...
Seriously one of the best locations in Bermuda to dine, Coconuts (a...
Belmont Hills Golf Course's Blu Bar and Grill is where upmarket iro...
Although not on the main tourist strip, Chopsticks (original name, ...
You can imagine old sailors recalling stormy voyages at this darkly...