208 Rodeo

Where are we? Paris? Florence? We are sitting outdoors on a cobblestone street on a Via called Rodeo, watching heiresses in training window shop at Tiffany and fellas following in Ferragamo. The guy next to us looks like Mastroianni and is jabbering away in Persian. We're eating a fresh ahi sandwich just steps away from Bulgari. La Dolce Vita without the pathos and more tourists; Paparazzo makes a cameo.