Archbishop’s Mansion

Man, bishops have it good. Dove-gray French chateau across Alamo Square Park, next to famous Painted Ladies. Romantic retreat for many a honeymoon. Sweeping Scarlett O’Hara staircase, rooms with fireplaces and let’s-get-it-on names like Don Giovanni. Canopied beds and tasseled pillows form strange contrast to hipster record stores and boutiques of Lower Haight just a few blocks away. Freshly renovated and ready for your Naughty Bishop fantasies.