Bardeo

Some people like to get drunk in back alleyways, some in dingy basements, and others alone in front of the TV. Classy types always take the Mediterranean route—the cheerful buzz that comes with friends and another one of those excellent Italian reds, please. Setting is tutti—maroon leather booths, chartreuse seats to counter the red. That bartender sounds just like your allergist. Light American tapas help keep you sober. Leave humming UB40's "Red, red wine."