Barroco

A mere 50 seats means you gotta fight for your right to stuff your face. Oh, but it's worth it. Très romantique with stone walls, a fireplace, chandelier, exposed beams and crisp table linens. Spoony couples feed each other oysters and tapas as the boar's head on the wall smiles on. First daters try to choose between getting down n' dirty with the braised beef short ribs or going nice n' easy with prosciutto and mozzarella stuffed veal. Don't matter none 'cuz with this menu, someone's getting lucky tonight. Weekends, make way for the dj and the swinging hips of Ms. Don't-you-know-who-I-am, who doesn't care if her don't-touch-that makes contact with your tiramisu.