Beverly Hills Hotel

Historical pink and green country club boasts best robes, phenomenal bungalows where aging A-list actresses recover from facial overhauls. Great pool scene. We love affluent 10-year-olds screeching, Marco! Polo!" Waiter, put that kid's grilled cheese on the Underhills' tab. Pass the Courvoisier to P. Diddy in full Dodgers regalia, trying super-hard not to get shot in L.A. Catch us in the Polo Lounge having superb burgers with Billy Corgan and 15 senior citizens.